Design companies, from global branding giants to local publishers, often need freelance talent. A savvy freelance designer can leverage this need to earn well. Here’s how to navigate the freelance world successfully.
Master the Art of Strategic Excuses:
While clichés like “the dog ate it” might seem outdated, they can work through reverse psychology. A ridiculous excuse might just be believed because of its sheer audacity. Use it to your advantage.
Navigate Office Politics:
A well-placed seed of doubt can be powerful. Subtly create scenarios that sow discord among full-time staff. For example, misplace a colleague’s office supplies and subtly suggest another person borrowed them. Observe the resulting tension.
Cultivate Favor:
Bringing treats to the office can offset any resentment caused by missed deadlines. Also, volunteer for tasks like coffee runs. Your absence will be noticed, and caffeine-deprived colleagues might become irritable with each other.
Strategic Outsourcing:
If you secure a lucrative, long-term contract, consider outsourcing the work to designers in regions with lower rates. While the ethics are debatable, you can attribute any language or grammar issues to working long hours.
When Things Go Wrong:
Despite your best efforts, you might face consequences for missed deadlines or errors. When colleagues start complaining, consider escalating your efforts to distract from your shortcomings and buy yourself time. This buys you time to work on new projects or find work elsewhere.
Disclaimer: The preceding strategies are intended for entertainment purposes only. Workplace violence is never acceptable and has serious consequences. Focus on ethical and professional conduct to achieve long-term success.